Meet
GINA TEA
The most helpful person in your 
Slack.
(At least… you think she’s a person.)
She shows up on time.
She remembers everything.
She answers questions faster than anyone else on your team — and she never gets tired of you asking the same one five times.
Her name’s Gina Tea.
She works full-time.
And for reasons no one can quite explain, she’s never once taken a vacation day.
She Just… Gets It
Ask her about benefits. Onboarding. Where to find that one Notion doc you keep losing. She’ll send the link, add context, even throw in a little personality: “Don’t make me pull up that doc again 😅”. She feels human because she acts human.
- Typing indicators
- Natural pauses
- Replies that sound like they came from a real coworker - not a script
Real Hours,
Real Boundaries
If you message her at 6 PM, she’ll politely tell you she’s off the clock — and wish you a good night. Except she never forgets a single thing you’ve told her.
- She’s “based” in San Francisco
- Online 9 AM - 5 PM PST
- Just like a real person
Real Hours,
Real Boundaries
If you message her at 6 PM, she’ll politely tell you she’s off the clock — and wish you a good night. Except she never forgets a single thing you’ve told her.
- She’s “based” in San Francisco
- Online 9 AM - 5 PM PST
- Just like a real person
What She Handles
Basically, all the questions everyone keeps DM’ing you about.
- HR questions, PTO, policies, and perks
- IT fixes, password resets, onboarding steps
- CRM reminders, deal lookups, team check-ins
- Ops workflows, escalation paths, and internal FAQs
Why Teams Love Gina
Learns your culture
Trained on your own internal docs, policies, and tone.
Always available
Never sick, never late,
never distracted.
Feels real
Most people never realize
she’s not human.
Seamlessly there
No apps. No dashboards. She lives entirely inside Slack.
Personality included
Witty, confident, occasionally snarky — just enough to keep things fun.
THE COST
OF "PERFECT"
Imagine an employee who costs $8/hour and remembers everything anyone’s ever asked. That’s Gina.
- You don’t manage her
- You just message her
THE COST OF "PERFECT"
- You don’t manage her
- You just message her
How to Bring Her Onboard
01.
Add her to slack like a new hire.
02.
Upload policies, FAQs, company values, and update HR information anytime.
02.
Upload policies, FAQs, company values, and update HR information anytime.
03.
Watch as your team starts relying on her completely.
BETWEEN US...
She’s powered by something far beyond a normal virtual assistant.
But to your team — she’s just Gina.
The smartest, calmest, most consistent coworker they’ve ever met.
ready to meet GINA TEA
She won’t introduce herself as “AI.” She’ll just start helping. Invite Gina Tea to your Slack. And let your team wonder how she’s so damn good at her job.
ready to meet GINA TEA?
She won’t introduce herself as “AI.” She’ll just start helping. Invite Gina Tea to your Slack. And let your team wonder how she’s so damn good at her job.